Main Entry: 1pi·rate
Pronunciation: \ˈpī-rət\


Sunday, January 3, 2010

Why do we eat poo?

So I caught my dog eating poo when I took her out. I was furious.

I was like, "WHY ARE YOU EATING POO!?"

Then it hit me. I bet God thinks the same thing about us.

"MATT, WHY ARE YOU EATING POO?!"

"Because this movie/song/game is awesome! Sure, it's got some bad parts, but c'mon...it's HI-larious and fun, Fun, FUN!!"

"WHY ARE YOU EATING POO!"

I don't know.

Why do I eat poo?

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